Two cups of tea for the octopus and I, please.

The Octopus approves this message. All hotties should get hot tea <3

I’ll write you a symphony! Shhhh, quieter than that!

Just you watch! I’ll run rings around you!

Gorgeous.

“To be, or not to be, that is the question.”

(Can’t you just see him declaiming Shakespeare? :D )

“No way mate! You bagged that bird! She’s well fit, mate! You’re a champ innit?”

Too cute. I would hide under your porch if it would make you remember how much we love each other.

Aheeheeheeeee! :D

Especially if you have cute pigtails and polka-dot overalls.

Dude. We’re all watching you. You’re not going to get away with it this time.